When I’m driving down the street and I see a white van, I check to make sure it’s not Yusef driving. If it is, I am in a dream. MLII

So, I’m French, and whenever I hear “spécificité” I’m like “Specificity? ARTHUR?!” #MLII

My diploma exam was a Inception fanfiction about a Ariadne, Dominic, Arthur triangle. 

I scored a 90 out of 100 on it. #MLII

I seriously considered doing my final extended essay on Inception. #MLII

So I was doing maths today and my teacher mentioned functions within functions and I was like: inception! #MLII

Whenever I wake up, I have a strange urge to disband my father’s company. #MLII

I always giggle whenever I eat corn on the cob. #MLII

I can no longer eat a Cobb salad with a straight face. #MLII

Whenever I’m waiting for my train to get back home, in my head I’m thinking: “I’m waiting for a train, a train that will take me far away. I know where I hope this train will take me, but I can’t be sure (maybe I took the wrong direction). But it doesn’t matter because I’ll be home!” #MLII

Whenever there’s something inside of something inside of something, the phrase “ception” is added automatically to the end of the aforementioned “something.” 

Example: A suitcase within a suitcase within a suitcase. SUITCASEPTION. #MLII